I went into a public bathroom yesterday. It was small - only two stalls. As I entered mine, I heard, "Hello? Hello?!" from the next stall.
She sounded like she was having a bit of a crisis - teary and congested. So I responded, "Um...hi?!"
Right after I said hi, she started speaking in rapid fire Chinese.
She was talking on her cell phone.
Who the hell has a serious conversation on a phone in a public bathroom?
How did she wipe? Did she touch her phone with her dirty hand?
Why was I the weirdo who thought she was talking to me???
PS I've always wondered how people with super-long nails wipe, too. Think about it.
It'll haunt you.
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i actually think about that a lot.
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