Abby and I were having brunch together this morning. She was eating a bowl of blueberries and commented that only she liked them. I disagreed, saying everyone in our family enjoys them. She begged to differ, so I reminded her that Leo, Emma, and I all like berries. She said, "But Acorn and Isaac don't like them!!!" So I said, "But they're cats, so what do they know about fruit?"
She started talking about how great the cats are, and how much they do know, so I asked if she'd like to be a cat. Her reply?
"No way!!! They lick their own heinies! I don't want to lick my poop!"